You can't beat the blog

M is getting a bit dismayed because I keep posting the latest shenanigans to the blog before he gets a chance to IM all the guys about it. So, in the spirit of fair play, here's what may or may not be going on at House of Chaos: -- I'm carrying triplets -- Coco the Wonder Pup has a new album coming out -- I've started a tomato stand in the backyard and have cleared a hefty profit -- All the kitchen floor tiles were installed backwards -- The garage door is made of Solid Gold -- My cat's breath smells like cat food -- M is a scofflaw -- Roosevelt is on strike -- It sort of rained the other day -- We've decided to just keep on remodeling, one room at a time, until the whole house is a completely different structure -- Our new cabinets are hewn from virgin redwood by virgin eunuchs from the Virgin Islands -- You don't really need electricity in your kitchen, anyway -- We've decided we like the refrigerator in the living room, after all -- A family of carnies is squatting in our garage -- We might (just might) be almost done with this mess sometime. Maybe. (Crossing fingers)