Heh

From the New York Observer: In War of the Worlds, we know Tom Cruise will make it from Hoboken to Boston, even if everyone else ends up as alien food; but he may not survive his own extinction-level event of fame. He’s like a country that’s gone rogue or a robot that’s malfunctioning. Now, y'all may or may not know how I feel about Tom Cruise. Can't stand him. For much the same reason that I always root for the underdog. Cruise is the scary-popular student council president guy, and I've always just wanted to punch him. He's the Anti-Cusack. (And, like the author of the above, I've always suspected he is really a robot...A Scientologibot.)