Brilliant! (Also, some blasphemy)

Did I mention it was 107 yesterday? And gonna be 103 today? No? Must've been the heatstroke. I have to agree with The Daily Show here regarding our heat/drought in addition to Rita/Katrina. To wit, I think God is just being kind of a dick. Weather-wise anyway. Here's my brilliant proposal: I'm building a Habitrail from my front door to my car, and then from my car to HEB/Whole Foods/the doctor/the hospital/Amy's Ice Cream/Whataburger. A fully air-conditioned Habitrail, sans that stupid wheel thingy because...Seriously. I'm not getting on that wheel thingy. But the Habitrail bit, that's brilliant, right?