Please make a note of the exits

"Doot doo doo doo... Hmmm, getting a bit crowded in here -- stupid efficiency apartment. There's hardly any room for my stuff. I should definitely consider moving. Moving! Yes! Not a bad idea at all! New sights to see! New friends! More space! Fewer, er, pancreases crowding my space and harshing my vibe. I think that's a pancreas, anyway. Let's kick it and see... "Anyway, where was I? Oh, getting out of this place. I think my lease was up today. Hey, isn't there some sort of off-ramp or 'this way to the exit' sign? It's DARK in here! Shit. I can't find a freakin' thing. Maybe I should... Oh, never mind. Moving's too much of a hassle. All those boxes. Who's got time for that? "Eh, screw it. "ZZZZzzzzz...."