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Oatmeal is so yummy. Seriously. Especially when it's cold in the morning. So, you want some tasty oatmeal in the morning? Here's what you do: You get some steel-cut oats (99 cents in bulk at Whole Foods). Don't you buy the expensive bags or fancy tins at Central Market because, why? Next, you get a cheap-ass, $10 crockpot at Target. Then, before you go to bed, you put one cup of oats and four cups of water in your crockpot and plug it in. Perfect oatmeal, just waiting for you when you wake up, and making the whole house smell warm and cozy and breakfasty. You'll also need raisins. And lots of cinnamon. Mmmm....cinnamon... So don't let me catch you with any more of that crappy 5-minute or Instant Oatmeal. That stuff is spackle and you know it.