Friday, March 11, 2005

Corollary

Also -- Sarah Jessica Parker... SHUT. UP. "I enjoy being a girl?" You're 40. You have, like, a frillion kids. You ruined Matthew Broderick. You are not a pixie, a sprite or a fashionista. You have a horseface, which was endearing until you started thinking you were a cheerleader instead a nerd like everybody else. And you won't go away. And you know what? I enjoy being a bitch.

2 Comments:

At 11:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

One day, and soon, she's going to wake up, look in the mirror, and realize that she's Ruth Buzzi.

 
At 8:00 AM, Blogger marthachick said...

Oh my God, Rob, you're right! She is!

AEM had a different perspective on the whole thing -- if you look at the complete lyrics to that song, it's actually really, really horrible. It's the whole submissive female giggly "oops, I got my fanny pinched" thing. Ew. It flew in the 60s. It should stay away now.

 

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