Just so you know
According to Slate: In Touch magazine reports that Britney Spears "will deliver her baby in a special pool filled with 1,000 one-liter bottles of specially blessed Kabbalah water—costing a whopping $3,800!" In the spirit of keeping up with the Federlines, I hereby announce that I will be giving birth in a orchid-petal-strewn delivery room, serenaded by Prince and Dolly Parton, with a steady delivery of Dog Almighty hot dogs and cold cheery limeades from Sonic. And I will look very, very pretty while doing it, and also curse a blue streak.
posted by marthachick @ 8/19/2005 03:07:00 PM
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2 Comments:
I was going to correct to "Cherry" limeades from Sonic -- but they really are cheery.
I declare that I will give birth (some day far, far away) in the same spirit in which my brother Brian married. On Texas soil. (In his case: a ziploc bag hidden under the kneeling pad. In my case: with bluebonnets delivered to my room.)
~AEM
What about giving birth in the cherry limeade, to give the Gipper a good head start?
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