Boobage

Am I the only one who thinks the hoopla over Janet's boob is really, disgustingly sexist? Oh, it's fine to have multiple commercials about erectile dysfunction, featuring a middle-aged guy throwing a football through a cervix, for goodness' sake, but God help us if we see the side-folds of Janet Jackson's middle-aged boob. I'm more repulsed by thinking about Mike Ditka's ditka than I am by poor Janet's squished-looking booby. Tasteless, yes, but reason for wide-scale hysteria? Hardly.